I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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