My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Randomize
