Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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