is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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