you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
