id be glad to
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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