If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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