Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
this will be a night to untag.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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