And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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