Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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