i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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