i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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