I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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