I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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