Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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