yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
vagina is talking i cant
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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