I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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