i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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