I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
