worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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