Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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