I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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