omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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