New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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