did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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