Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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