FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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