I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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