The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Randomize
