Don't you send me to vm
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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