The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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