What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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