? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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