Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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