i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She bit a glass in half.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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