you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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