dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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