somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The beer is more important than you right now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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