he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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