sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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