mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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