Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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