sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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