listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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