She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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