guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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