yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
