The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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