what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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