...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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