Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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