There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize