I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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