You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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