Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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