they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Randomize
