I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
